niick4:

how nice would it be if the more you looked at hot people the hotter you got

thecorinediaries:

prewetts:

jordanleeemerson:

secretgaygent:

rnints:

imagine if girls used the same style of joke to degrade men like “cool story bro now go chop some lumber”

GO CHOP SOME LUMBER

"what r u doing out of the garage go fix my car"

"Don’t you have something to fix somewhere."

donovanluver1965:

*blows kiss up to the sky (for the aliens)*